Yep...I'm alive

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

(Source: unapologeticz)

deadvibe:

i’m really good at making plans and then not wanting to do them when the time comes

dontneedyourheroact:

what i love about mythbusters is that once they bust a myth they manipulate their variables until something finally explodes bc we all know why you’re really watching this show

snorlaxatives:

it’s 2014 and there’s still guys tryna rock the 2009 justin bieber hairstyle please love yourself

lustt-and-luxury:

*makes last minute adjustments to life goals*

(Source: yungcunt)

twmdm89:

Man this cracks me up.

(Source: vagiants)